Bartleby (B.) Gaines is a fun loving slacker who unfortunately gets turned down for every college he applied for much to the chagrin of his overly expectant parents. So with a little cutting and pasting he creates the South Harmon Institute of Technology and lo and behold he is accepted (along with his friends Rory Hands and Glen whose college plans were also all but dashed). However his parents want to see the website the campus and the dean. So now he has his other friend Sherman (who has been accepted to the prestigious Harmon College) build a web page they lease out an abandoned psychiatric hospital and they hire Sherman`s uncle Ben to be the dean. Problem solved? Not quite. The web page was done so well that hundreds of students show up at the front door all of which were turned down by other colleges. Faced with no choice Bartleby decides to proceed with turning South Harmon into a real college and sets about figuring out what to teach and how to teach it.