""Nitin and Ram are only lucky in love ? otherwise their life is a big zero as is their bank balance! But now their rich girlfriends ? Anjali and Manpreet have given them an ultimatum ? earn enough money so that we can elope or forget us forever. Broke and desperate Nitin and Ram need to make big money and fast. They hit upon an audacious plan ? to kidnap Moolchandji ? the spoilt dog of rich bitch Archana. But Moolchandji runs away and the police think its Nitin whos been kidnapped. As the guys try to get their hands on the ransom money they encounter assorted characters like a Chinese Don a hired assassin an ACB officer a club dancer an ambassador a young frustrated wife a letch a drunken waiter and a dead body nobody wants? what happens next is De Dana Dan?""